Door County October Fest

Yah hey der all yu good drinkin peoples!

Ceriminy!

Now wer havin fun!

Yeah, dis yer my buddy Perry, his birth brother Joe, and his little wifey Janet all pilled into da van and headed up to da beauteful land of Door County. All fer only one reason...To eat as many of dem brats and drink as many of dem cool beers as we could!!

Big Joe here. Aint he a happy one. Oh man, he got me so wasted on so many beers it wasn't funny.

We'd started drinkin dem beers as soon as we got to dat beautiful condom we stayed at. Even before we unpacked der we were, guzzlin and slurpin away. Oh Reiley!

Even in the wee hours of da night all da way to the cock crowing mornin we drank our selves silly just praparing ourselvz for da grand fest that was goin to go on da next day!

A hootin holerin fun time dat was goin to be.! Ya hey!

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DA NEXT DAY!

Holey hokem it was cold out!

Yeah da north easterly winds were really packin da punch, so bad dat even lammas had to ride in cars insted of walk! Ah jeez.

Not to mention dat ar heads were poundin from da last night's festivities. So we all did da best thing dat we could. Fill our bottomless belleys with som crout smothered brats and wash dem down wit som cool refreshing beers!

Well It wasn't long till our belleys were sloshin and wigglin with da days consumables. A release of our systems was soon in da comming. We also decided to find someplace to sit due to da cramps slowly creepin into our legs. So da nearest hamlet was soon overtaken wit our presents.

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Copyright 1998 Roger B. Domian