A Night In The Life Of A Security Guard

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Working as a security guard during the midnight hours was exhaustingly hard work.

The endless paperwork on the evil doer's of the night.

The constant phone interruptions with the calls of distress.

RING!!!!!

Hello......Is this another prank call?

Hello, Front Gate Security. How may I help you?

Calm down ma'am, I can't understand you with you yelling in the phone like that.

Yes this is Front Gate Security.

No ma'am I am not lying.

Geez what a dream you interrupted

Look ma'am, can I help you or what? I was right in the middle of some important business here.

What was that?

You said a mouse is in your dryer?

What?!?

Oh, your house is on fire...I see.

Okay.

Ahhhhhhhh! What do I do?! What do I do?!

Quick!! Somebody call 911 !!!!