AOL SUCKS!

Alright now, this has been a long time in coming!

But

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH AOL!!!

You people with AOL listen up! You people who don't have it. Be glad!

I am so sick and tired of constantly being kicked off due to 'inactive movement' or 'time running out'!

And that's not the half of it.

What the Hell is really with this place?!

You pay almost twenty dollars for the use of they're service and it just aggravates you to no end!

I'm So Pissed!

Look you sign on to AOL

Then you wait

Well alright maybe not that long, but you still have to wait for them to check your connection, then your password.

Then your finally on, and what's the first thing that you see?

A f%@king ad for some cheap thing you don't even want to buy. I mean if you were looking for this thing and it did pop up when you signed on, cool. Then you'd be happy. But not me. I have yet to see anything on there that I did want to buy. It's just another way for them to swallow up your hard earned cash.

So you click on the little button that says 'NO THANKS (YOU LOUSY F&%KER) and what do you get next?

Come on...What is it that all of us idiots who have AOL see every freakin time we sign on to AOL?

Huh?

That stupid menu box! That stupid f*@kin menu box that nobody ever uses.

Come on now, admit it. The only time you ever used that menu box was when you signed on for the very first time and you said "Oh look. A handy menu box popped up so it will be easier for me to find what I'm looking for"

GIVE ME A BREAK!

And have you tried to look for anything in that menu box?

It Takes FOREVER!!

It would be easier to just grab the yellow pages and look through there!

Now all of us who had AOL for over a month now know not to use that thing. By that time anyway we have saved all of our favorite places in that handy (best thing on AOL) dandy favorites places box. So you move on and close that STUPID menu box by clicking that tiny X at the top right. But then what happens?

ANOTHER F$@KING BOX POPS UP!!!

Now this one is only interesting if you want to see what's new in the world.

Come on people at AOL! We look in the newspaper or T.V. for that!!

Oh, but you can chat with your favorite celebrity.

Yeah right!

And Monkeys might fly out of my ass!

Have you ever tried this fiasco?!

It's a set up! They're already prepared for what questions they're going to answer. Do you really think that a celeb is going to sit there and answer every little stupid question from everyone in the world!!

Well maybe not everyone. Just us stupid ones who have AOL!!!

So anyway you do the same to this box and click the little X at the top right and close the damn thing down.

So now your ready. Hmmm, where to go?

Then you hear 'You Got Mail'

Cool!

Now I am somebody. Now I could possibly have mail from anywhere around the world!

But you know what you get?

MORE F&#KIN ADS!!!!

I've heard of junk mail but this is just too much!

Click Delete

Wait a minute...This is from Bill

Click Delete

Ok....Here's one from Deb

Click Delete

Alright already! You get the point! Jeez!

Another thing about the mail.

While your taking the time to write and answer that nice letter you received from that nice old lady from Albuquerque, you get..

'You've been idle for a time, do you want to stay online?'!!!!!

What's with that?!?

Why oh why do they have to have that pop up while your writing mail!

Can't they set it so it knows when your in the writing mail section of they're supposedly easy provisions and not ask you?!

Noooooo! They have to do that in case you might leave the room forgetting to turn the damn computer off, or if you might just fall asleep like that, or if you suddenly have a grabber right there and end your existence on this mortal coil! Now that would be a peaceful place!

A place without this damn AOL!!!

And if you did leave the room forgetting to turn the damn computer off, or if you did just fall asleep like that, or if you suddenly did have a grabber right there and end your existence on this mortal coil!

Who the hell is going to read that damn message anyway!!!!!

Maybe It should just turn itself off, that's it. It should maybe be on a timer and if the AOL fairies think that you've been on the internet too long they'll just shut the whole damn thing down!!!

And believe me, that's already happened with this fine provider!

Just out of nowhere it shuts down!

'Goodbye'

That's it

You had your chance. We got your money. Goodbye!

F$#KING AOL!!!!

That's why my damn phone bill is so damn high.

I got to keep signing on to AOL!!!!

You know what I just did? I figured it out!

I finally figured out just what AOL stands for!

Not America On Line!

It's Us!

ASSES ON LINE!!!

Alright! Look! You can have your AOL everybody!

You can keep your 'You've got Mail', you can keep your happy chats with guys who pretend that they're girls and girls who are really cops pretending just so they can arrest your perverted ass, and you can wrap it all up in a nice little ball and throw it to the ground and stamp on it and squash it and then grab the son of a bastards and shove them all the way up your asses so far until they start to come up out of your throat and you can then be a happy mother f#@ker and tell everyone how your online now and we can now talk to each other and wont that be fun!

Ha Ha! He He! Ho Ho!

You idiots!!! Your still using the phone!!! It's just costing you more money!!!!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

That's all for now.

I'm Sleepy.